Stuff right people like: Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’s Blog.

March 22, 2009

Some ingenious wit has started a blog in persona of the Idiot-in-Chief’s Teleprompter (you know, the thing Obomber uses to thank himself for inviting me etc.).  Here’s the blog’s latest parody icon, a delightful sendup of Hussein’s pompous agitprop:

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And then what do we hear?  Oh dear — Presidunce Teleprompter flopped on The Tonight Show — a jibe at the Special Olympics.

Barky Hussein, laughing at the retarded? Physician, heal thyself!

And now a retarded man who bowls rather better than the Metrosexical-in-Chief has thrown down:

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Hmm — I’m gonna go with the retardate on the right.  At least he hasn’t got too big for his breeches — nobody bought his way into Punahou Prep, affirmative-actioned him thence to Columbia, and finally social-promoted him to Harvard Law.  Or figured, like the moldy Bill Ayers Left, he was an ideal Manchurian candidate to gull suburban boobs — many of them alas white, female and middle-class, and therefore vaguely moistened by some caramel, non-threatening androgyne.

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5 Responses to “Stuff right people like: Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’s Blog.”

  1. llabesab said

    HOW DOES THE ANOINTED ONE SPELL “CRUTCH?”

    “T–E-L-E-P-R-O-M-P-T-E-R.”

    HE HAS “AIRORCE ONE.”
    HE HAS “MARINE ONE.”
    NOW HE HAS “TELEPROMPTER ONE.”

  2. Molly said

    You are an idiot and, just like Ann Coulter and all the other closed-minded, dim-witted pundits like her, put the Republican party to shame. Eat shit.

  3. Applemask said

    LOL NO POLITICIAN IN THE HISTORY OF TIME HAS EVER USED A TELEPROMPTER OR CUE CARDS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE

    OR EVEN SPEECHWRITERS

    BUSH IMPROVISED EVERY STIRRING MUSCULAR WORD HE SAID
    ALSO OBAMA IS GAY

    • Anita Farmer said

      Like most dim-witted lefties, you miss the obvious point: No American president, to our certain knowledge, has ever been so borderline retarded as to be unable to remember his own name (Barry Soetoro? Barack Hussein Obama? Calypso Barry?) without recurring to the wretched machine. If you’re going, by the way, to comment on a literate person’s blog, pray check your teenybopper vulgarisms like “LOL” at the door.

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