News flash: British royal refuses to hate West, castrate self.
January 12, 2009
“Once more unto the breach, dear friends…”
(Eunuch-upon-Nees, England) Ruddy-cheeked soldier and open heterosexual Prince Harry was haled before the Ministry of Muslim Appeasement in London today, amid explosive charges he described throat-slitting, female fingernail-extracting foes who wear rags on their heads as “ragheads” and abbreviated the word “Pakistani” to “Paki.” The boisterous namesake of Shakespeare’s Prince Hal will be sent to Clockwork Orange Diversity Training Centre for castration.
“This handsome prince has scandalized droopy-dick xenophiles and their sexless wives across the Atlantic world by refusing to hate himself as we do,” said Sir Orwell Pussy-Foote, Minister for Muslim Appeasement. “Army diversity training CLEARLY stipulates that one invite illegal combatants to tea and cakes and ices before slapping them with a fan and blushing ‘Tut, tut sir!’ Though if he ever knocked me down in a dark alley and yelled ‘Once more unto the breach’ I’d gladly grab ankle and present him mine — breech, I mean.”