November 6, 2008
Barbarians overrun the empire: the Obamatard coalition of thugs, teenyboppers and bourgeoise hags.
Conservatives, libertarians, GOP voters! Dry your eyes, gird your loins. Consider the providential aspect of the bullet we dodged: a standard-bearer who (though a war hero) wanted to sign amnesty for 20 million illegal aliens, whose first thought last night was how he’d “work with” Sen. Weatherman. Whom He loveth he chasteneth.
2010 midterms and 2012 begin today. We get the movement back to basics, and we’re spoiled for choice in the next crew of hopefuls: Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, Mark Sanford, Sarah Palin (the only reason our turnout wasn’t lower than it was, no matter what lies pissant McCain staffers are fabricating to cover their own dismal asses).
Let the mama’s boys, ugly spinsters and grey ponytails of Berkeley and all Anti-America dance for joy that the secular Children’s Crusade crossed a big river en route to the Holy Land — it’ll founder and die in a bailout-bankrupted government and our hostile, I mean, loyal opposition in Congress. The fallacies of hope!
“Hope, hope, fallacious hope, where is thy market now?” — J.M.W. Turner